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OK Carlos, Mr. Ramirez, lets have a word nice and clear-like; I hinted the usage of trollface in images on this site is for satire purposes, and that is because this website was at one point nothing more than troll poop smeared on an html document. However I wanted to use this site for a portfolio. howevevr many of my viewers were saddenned to see the troll poop get cleaned up by trolls in hazmat suits with magnet cleaners. so I was left with an administrative conundrum, I can't show a website smeared with troll poop to potential employers, it could get in their eyes and cause butthurt-blindness or something. it takes something really bad to be able to go in through the eye, then cause butthurt so badly that it causes blindness; but sadly that is the world we live in. anyways before we get to the survivor interviews of butthurt-blindness and hand out the awards, I need to mention those nice people who have natural immunity to butthurt-blindness and how I decided that the best course of action to rectify my website for both groups of people was to get a troll be present on the site on a per user basis in case they wanted the site abused.. with poop. it just so happened the troll I found who was willing to do this for free, is filing for likeness rights against your copyright.. Idk, I don't support him, you take that up with him.
and the winner of last year's butthurt-blindness award is.....
Congratulations man, how do you feel?
NPC: AAAAHHHHHHHH you misgendered me I identify as a bundle of sticks! I'm gonna sue you so hard that your.. um.. I'm just gonna.. what was I saying?
interviewer: ah yeah soyboyism does that, takes away energy from the brain to remember things and fights your urge to stick up for yourself without tons of money and encouragement from governments and support circles. Anyways, lets take a look at his story to find out why he is the winner of the butthurt-blindeness awards..
NPC: so I was just browsing the internet and searching for something to complain about, you know anything that even comes close to stepping out of line with my ideals, because I'm like deathly afraid of other people voicing opinions I disagree with because I might kill myself out of depression rather than deal with my actual life issues and past demons that make me so touchy. anyways thats when my boss sent me fuck like work... I mean why should I have to work, the government should just pay me to live because I'm special, universal credit and all that.. but they make me work so I'm an HR manager and my boss sent me this guy's CV/resume, and I could tell by looking at it that this guy was a straight flier and not a faggot and that annoyed the heck out of me. but my boss said he wanted me to review the website given on it and so I came here to The blender 249 python guy's site and the flashing bullet points on the side navigation nearly caused me to have a seizure beccause I'm prone to seizures because I have brain damage from all the drugs I take.. they should so totally be legal. and free. but that was just the start of my woes I soon noticed the site WAS NOT soydeved! it was like manually made, it had no google nothing, no facebook, no twitter, no social media no connection to any of my safe spaces and everything on the page worked without massive lists of prioprietary thirdparty scripts! and it freaked me out kinda made me feel bad because I'm the guy who makes everything on the internet!! how dare this pleab even think of daring to make a clean site! I began to feel sick and contacted my support team I said "lets get google to offer to upgrade his website for him in googletml chromese, because his site is so like totally tacky" and he had google arrested for tresspassing on his property! I almost lost my head and started to feel a nasty itch on my man pussy between my legs and cheeks. Then I saw the cute chibi characters and the graphics that I have no idea how to do it and couldn't even understand his information on how he would animate it and his list of things he;s wrking on was like totally not social justice, and he wanted to make what kinda androids!?, and the pain started to really crawl up there. then I clicked this little spoiler arrow thingy marked M4D 5 something, then I saw that he doesn't support big business and spelled out how they patent sit and deny life and planet saving tech from people because it's bad for business, and showed how the earth is like gaining layers from the inside and that like there aren't 5 billion layers and like the earth is like a fraction of the age scientists say it is and like how climate change is just a big money laundering scam and I cried! and the pain from my ass went right up my stomach and my throat and got suck in my sinuses and I felt this terrible rage! and then I took a big official red stamp and stamped his application as "NO ADMITTANCE FAIL" and like called every company I knew and told them not to hire this guy... *sniff*, but then I found out *sniff* he already had several small jobs which were paying him enough to survive on and.. AHHHH.. after that I just.. his page was blank, I kept reupdating to the newest google software, I wanted to make sure my facebook was uptodate too, and got some microsoft updates downloaded and updated my iphone.. and.. his page was blank! not just that his CV/resume was blank too! and this bothered me because I wanted to like give his name to all my hategroup people who would hunt him down and harass him, you know like doxxing him.. but I couldn't read the info! my eyes.. they .. it was like they were blind to him!
interviewer: now that is a case of butthurt-blindness! see kids, thats why you really can't let things bother you, you also need to ensure you keep your greymatter in good condition or someone out there is going to make you madbro so hard you'll want to punch your computer screen in, and because you're not strong enough to actually do it, you'll get all depressed like a pussy. and no, no one else needs to suffer just because you don't like something. Christ is risen and the son of God. he died for your sins and rose again granting eternal life to those who believe. you need to learn to turn the other cheek and give people a chance who you feel are bad, communication makes all the difference. hiding in a social clique is like taking down all your mental and spiritual shields. no wonder you've got rainbows of devils in there!
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