The Evil Book of the Idol known as Vanity

Vanity otherwise known as The Queen of Heaven was an Idol from ancient times, Vanity is still worshipped today by anyone who tries to lead a normal human life. Here we will discuss the laws of this Idol and how people who follow this Idol (many times unwittingly) behave.

The Evil Laws of Vanity:

• You must serve yourself, and work towards what you want.
• You should Idolize everything, and make Idols of everything that can exist.
• You must maintain a good public image. You must please everyone and allow them to follow what vain way they want, and adjust yourself and your ways to follow any demands of change from society.
• You must fight against any ideas that stand against the desires of society
• You must have everything you can possibly get, all the money, clothes, jewelry and any physical wealth or luxury, collect as much as you can before you die. You must love money.
• Vanity Demands you must spend 1000% of your earnings on luxury and your physical and social image. This is the offering demanded by Vanity.
• You must have a perfectly beautiful or handsome face that meets the exact proportions as defined in the scientific measurements of what is deemed beautiful. If you are not born with it you must do surgery to attain it, if you get scarred from the surgery or the surgery goes wrong and cannot be fixed; you have sinned and are forever cursed and hated.
• You Must be Tall!, if you are shorter than the standard scientific height described as beautiful you may be able to be saved by getting everything else right but you will be the bottom of the best for eternity. P.S. as everyone gets taller, more beautiful people are even taller than that!
• You must dress in the most beautiful clothes, and never wear the same thing if there is a new thing to replace it.
• You can never allow yourself to look old, no wrinkles, perfect skin complexion, no elderly mannerisms such as aches and pains or slow movement or a haggard voice. You have to be young and able to move fast and dance and sing perfectly and beautifully.
• You must have the highest possible accolades such as a post PhD from the best and most expensive university, and all the possible trophies and public and government and corporate praises and certificates of acknowledgement of your superior greatness.
• You can never hold back popular society from doing what it wants to do or stand in it's way in any way. if you accidentally cause society a hard time in progressing towards any of it's desires you are unsaveable.
• You must have a scientifically perfect artistic design of your house and it need to be a big house in a good neighborhood of a large city.
• You must have the best and most beautiful and expensive transportation, rev that engine!
• You must have the highest paying and most luxurious and highly respected job, and not have to work.
• You must have pride! and no one can be allowed to take your pride away and live!
• Shame and humility makes you worthy of death because you are giving up on attaining everything you want.
• Ugly words against the way of the world, hurt more than anything, they are the worst sin.
• You must always stand straight and sit straight and tall, no slouching, both shoulders should always be even
• When doing anything you must maintain etiquette grace and a smile, you cannot make any unbeautiful noises or smells or accidentally offend anyone else.
• You should boast about the things that make you great and special and the things that make you better than everyone else.
• People who do not meet these laws as well as you are lower and more sinful than you and deserve to be mistreated, shamed and humiliated, they can never be saved and should never be respected.
• If someone does something bad to you, you should whine and gather all your friends to do something worse to them and everyone like them. then demand there be made laws against dong the things you hate.
• You must always know everything and be the best.
• You can only love beautiful people who keep these laws just about as good as you do.

These are the evil laws of Vanity.

As you can see it's impossible to keep all these laws, but people unwittingly try to, they make it the point of their whole life and demand it from society, and if graded on it, no one can meet these expectations. Even the most beautiful people in the world will get old and that is a disqualification, if people were held against these laws, no one could be saved. and the organizers of this religion in government and business who are aware of this fact actually believe that there is no salvation except in science possibly finding a solution to aging. and to them, normal people can't be saved and can't be allowed to exist because if we all live forever once the scientists figure out how, we'll be over-populated in no time.

Who is Vanity? humans via society. So if you follow the laws of vanity, you are hoping other people will save you.

What? would Vanity send her only begotten daughter to die to save her devout followers from sin and imperfection?

No way! she's too beautiful to be sacrificed for such ugly dirty ignorant weak and unsuccessful people below her, she despises you, you are not profitable to her. And Vanity would forbid her from helping you, it'd go against her laws. Instead you must be at least as good as her by your own means. And the penalty of failure is death.

Vanity did not create anything, we created vanity. Vanity cannot save you, and will not save you. You are damned if you follow Vanity. And there is one real God who is life and created all things, and he hates Idol worshipers, but he will save you, he sent his son to die for your sins, and his son rose again and lives so that we may have eternal life. His name is Jesus Christ. But you must follow God's ways and repent when you can't. You should be humble and feel shame for past actions and repent. And defintiely never fight against God's ways, never do anything to anger God. He is merciful, but even his mercy has limits. Do not tempt God.

You cannot follow the laws of vanity if you want to serve God, because those laws provoke God to anger.